What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How mentally ill are Republicans who think Trump is mentally sane? He literally said immigrants eat pets.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Whenever I write a novel, I struggle with the end, should I make it open? Should the good win or the bad win? Sometime I don't even have an ending, what should I do?

Octopussy

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

New species of dinosaur discovered that 'rewrites' T.rex family tree - BBC

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do I feel sleepy after massage?

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Having read so much about Archie and Lilibet not actually existing, does anyone have any proof that they not only exist but that Meghan gave birth to them?

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are the possible reasons for people feeling depressed after the holiday season? Why does being alone exacerbate these feelings?